Last Updated: June 11, 2026
Welcome to Blorp Soda. These Terms of Service ("Terms") govern your access to and use of the Blorp Soda website, products, services, content, and related offerings (collectively, the "Services").
By accessing or using our website or purchasing products from us, you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you do not agree to these Terms, you may not access or use our Services.
1. Company Information
The Services are owned and operated by Blorp Soda, a brand operated by Sparkworks Innovations LLC ("Blorp," "Company," "we," "our," or "us").
Questions regarding these Terms may be directed to:
contact@blorpsoda.com
2. Eligibility
You must be at least eighteen (18) years old, or the age of majority in your jurisdiction, to purchase products through our website.
By using our Services, you represent and warrant that:
- You have the legal capacity to enter into binding agreements.
- All information you provide is accurate and current.
- You will comply with all applicable laws and regulations.
3. Account Registration
Certain features may require account creation.
You are responsible for:
- Maintaining account confidentiality
- Restricting access to your account
- All activities occurring under your account
You agree to notify us immediately of any unauthorized account activity.
We reserve the right to suspend or terminate accounts that violate these Terms.
4. Product Information
We strive to provide accurate descriptions of our products.
However, we do not warrant that:
- Product descriptions are error-free
- Product images perfectly reflect actual appearance
- Nutritional information is free from inadvertent errors
- Product availability will always be current
We reserve the right to correct errors, inaccuracies, or omissions at any time.
5. Orders
All orders are subject to acceptance and availability.
We reserve the right to:
- Refuse any order
- Limit quantities purchased
- Cancel suspected fraudulent transactions
- Restrict purchases that appear intended for unauthorized resale
Order confirmation does not guarantee acceptance of an order.
A contract for sale is formed only after shipment confirmation.
6. Pricing
All prices are listed in U.S. Dollars unless otherwise stated.
Prices may change at any time without notice.
We reserve the right to correct pricing errors even after an order has been submitted.
If a pricing error materially affects an order, you will be notified and given the opportunity to proceed or cancel.
7. Payment
Payment must be received before products are shipped.
Payments are processed through third-party payment processors.
By submitting payment information, you represent and warrant that:
- You are authorized to use the payment method.
- Payment information is accurate.
- Charges incurred are legitimate.
8. Shipping
Shipping times are estimates only.
Blorp Soda is not responsible for delays caused by:
- Carriers
- Weather
- Natural disasters
- Labor disruptions
- Government actions
- Circumstances beyond our reasonable control
Risk of loss transfers to the customer upon delivery to the carrier, except where prohibited by law.
Additional shipping terms may be outlined in our Shipping Policy.
9. Returns and Refunds
Returns and refunds are governed by our Refund Policy.
Due to the consumable nature of beverage products, certain products may not be eligible for return.
We reserve the right to determine eligibility for refunds, replacements, or credits.
10. Subscriptions
If subscription services are offered in the future:
- Subscriptions may automatically renew.
- Billing may occur at recurring intervals.
- Subscribers may cancel according to the terms disclosed at enrollment.
Additional subscription-specific terms may apply.
11. Promotions, Giveaways, and Contests
Promotions, sweepstakes, contests, and giveaways may be governed by separate official rules.
Where separate rules conflict with these Terms, the specific promotion rules shall control.
12. User Content
You may submit reviews, feedback, comments, photographs, or other content ("User Content").
By submitting User Content, you grant Blorp Soda a perpetual, worldwide, royalty-free, transferable, sublicensable license to:
- Use
- Reproduce
- Modify
- Publish
- Display
- Distribute
Such content may be used for business, marketing, promotional, and operational purposes.
You represent that you own or have the necessary rights to submit such content.
13. Intellectual Property
All website content is owned by or licensed to Blorp Soda, including:
- Logos
- Characters
- Artwork
- Product names
- Graphics
- Packaging designs
- Text
- Videos
- Animations
- Website design
- Marketing materials
This includes, without limitation, the characters Cosmo, Orbit, Gamma, Ray, Astro, Solace, and related universe elements.
Nothing in these Terms grants any ownership rights in our intellectual property.
You may not:
- Copy
- Reproduce
- Distribute
- Modify
- Create derivative works from
- Commercially exploit
Our intellectual property without prior written consent.
14. Acceptable Use
You agree not to:
- Violate any laws
- Interfere with website operations
- Attempt unauthorized access
- Upload malicious software
- Scrape website content
- Misrepresent your identity
- Use the Services for unlawful purposes
15. Disclaimers
THE SERVICES AND PRODUCTS ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE."
TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, BLORP SODA DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING:
- MERCHANTABILITY
- FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE
- NON-INFRINGEMENT
We do not guarantee uninterrupted or error-free operation of the Services.
16. Food and Allergy Disclaimer
Customers are responsible for reviewing ingredient information and product labeling before consumption.
Individuals with food allergies, sensitivities, or medical conditions should consult appropriate healthcare professionals before consuming products.
Blorp Soda makes no representations regarding suitability for specific dietary needs beyond information expressly provided on product labeling.
17. Limitation of Liability
TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, BLORP SODA, SPARKWORKS INNOVATIONS LLC, ITS MEMBERS, OFFICERS, EMPLOYEES, CONTRACTORS, AFFILIATES, AND AGENTS SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES.
IN NO EVENT SHALL OUR TOTAL LIABILITY EXCEED THE AMOUNT PAID BY YOU FOR THE PRODUCT OR SERVICE GIVING RISE TO THE CLAIM.
CERTAIN JURISDICTIONS MAY NOT ALLOW CERTAIN LIMITATIONS OF LIABILITY; IN SUCH CASES, LIABILITY SHALL BE LIMITED TO THE GREATEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW.
18. Indemnification
You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless Blorp Soda, Sparkworks Innovations LLC, and their affiliates, officers, employees, contractors, and agents from claims, damages, liabilities, costs, and expenses arising from:
- Your violation of these Terms
- Your misuse of the Services
- Your violation of applicable law
- Your infringement of third-party rights
19. Termination
We may suspend or terminate access to the Services at any time, with or without notice, if we reasonably believe these Terms have been violated.
20. Governing Law
These Terms shall be governed by and construed under the laws of the State of Missouri, without regard to conflict-of-law principles.
21. Dispute Resolution
Any dispute arising from these Terms or the Services shall be resolved exclusively in the state or federal courts located in Missouri.
You consent to the jurisdiction and venue of those courts.
22. Severability
If any provision of these Terms is found unenforceable, the remaining provisions shall remain in full force and effect.
23. Entire Agreement
These Terms, together with our Privacy Policy and any additional policies referenced herein, constitute the entire agreement between you and Blorp Soda regarding the Services.
24. Changes to These Terms
We reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time.
Updated Terms become effective upon posting to the website.
Continued use of the Services after updates constitutes acceptance of the revised Terms.
25. Contact Information
Blorp Soda
Email: contact@blorpsoda.com
Website: www.blorpsoda.com