Last Updated: June 11, 2026
The information provided by Blorp Soda ("Blorp," "we," "our," or "us") on our website, social media channels, email communications, SMS communications, and related materials (collectively, the "Content") is provided for general informational and educational purposes only.
By accessing or using our website, you acknowledge and agree to this Disclaimer.
1. General Information Only
All Content is provided in good faith for informational purposes only.
While we strive to keep information accurate and current, we make no representation or warranty of any kind regarding accuracy, completeness, reliability, suitability, or availability of any information contained on our website.
Your reliance on any information provided by Blorp Soda is solely at your own risk.
2. No Medical Advice
The Content provided by Blorp Soda is not intended as medical advice, healthcare advice, diagnosis, treatment, or professional medical guidance.
Nothing on this website should be interpreted as:
- Medical advice
- Nutritional counseling
- Healthcare guidance
- Treatment recommendations
- Diagnostic information
Always consult a qualified physician or other healthcare professional regarding any medical condition, dietary concern, allergy, supplement use, or health-related decision.
Never disregard professional medical advice because of information obtained through our website.
3. Food Allergy and Dietary Information
Customers are responsible for reviewing product labels, ingredient statements, nutritional information, and allergen disclosures before consumption.
Individuals with food allergies, sensitivities, dietary restrictions, or medical conditions should consult an appropriate healthcare professional before consuming any product.
Ingredient formulations may change from time to time.
Always review the product packaging you receive for the most current information.
4. Product Claims, Nutritional Information, and Regulatory Notice
Any statements regarding ingredients, vitamins, minerals, nutritional content, product formulation, wellness topics, creativity, imagination, focus, cognitive support, or other product characteristics are provided solely for informational and educational purposes.
Blorp Soda may provide information regarding ingredients, vitamins, minerals, nutritional content, product formulation, wellness topics, creativity, imagination, lifestyle topics, and general educational information through its website, social media channels, email communications, SMS communications, videos, blog content, advertisements, packaging, and other marketing materials.
Such information is not intended to constitute:
- Medical advice
- Healthcare advice
- Nutritional counseling
- Treatment recommendations
- Diagnostic information
- Professional medical guidance
Where applicable, statements describing the role of nutrients or ingredients in supporting normal bodily functions are intended solely as structure/function statements and should not be interpreted as claims that a product diagnoses, treats, cures, mitigates, or prevents any disease or medical condition.
Unless expressly stated otherwise, statements appearing on this website, in marketing materials, social media content, email communications, SMS communications, videos, blog posts, advertisements, packaging, or other promotional materials have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration.
Our products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Customers should independently evaluate product information and consult qualified healthcare professionals regarding any medical, dietary, nutritional, or health-related concerns.
Any references to wellness, nutrition, focus, creativity, imagination, cognitive support, lifestyle benefits, healthy habits, or similar concepts are provided solely as general educational information and should not be interpreted as guarantees of any specific result, outcome, or benefit.
Product formulations, ingredients, nutritional values, packaging, and labeling may change from time to time. Customers should always review the product packaging received for the most current and accurate product information.
5. No Guarantee of Results
Individual experiences may vary.
We make no guarantees regarding:
- Customer satisfaction
- Product preferences
- Nutritional outcomes
- Health outcomes
- Lifestyle outcomes
- Business outcomes
- Educational outcomes
Any examples, testimonials, reviews, or customer experiences shared through our website are illustrative only and should not be interpreted as guarantees of future results.
6. External Links
Our website may contain links to third-party websites or services.
Such links are provided solely for convenience.
Blorp Soda does not control and is not responsible for:
- Third-party content
- Third-party privacy practices
- Third-party policies
- Third-party products or services
Accessing third-party websites is done at your own risk.
7. Testimonials and Reviews
Testimonials, reviews, and customer feedback appearing on our website reflect individual experiences.
Such experiences may not be representative of all customers.
Results and opinions expressed by customers are their own and do not constitute guarantees or promises of any particular outcome.
8. Availability of Content
We reserve the right to modify, update, suspend, or remove website content at any time without notice.
We do not guarantee uninterrupted access to the website.
9. Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, Blorp Soda, Sparkworks Innovations LLC, and their members, officers, employees, affiliates, contractors, and agents shall not be liable for any loss, damage, injury, or claim arising from:
- Use of the website
- Reliance upon website content
- Product information
- Third-party links
- Website interruptions
- Technical errors
- Inaccuracies or omissions
Your use of the website is at your own risk.
10. Intellectual Property
All content appearing on this website, including logos, characters, artwork, graphics, text, animations, videos, product designs, and related creative elements, is protected by applicable intellectual property laws.
Unauthorized use, reproduction, distribution, or modification is prohibited without prior written consent.
11. Changes to This Disclaimer
We reserve the right to update or modify this Disclaimer at any time.
Changes become effective immediately upon posting to the website.
Continued use of the website constitutes acceptance of any revised Disclaimer.
12. Contact Information
Questions regarding this Disclaimer may be directed to:
Blorp Soda
Email: contact@blorpsoda.com
Website: www.blorpsoda.com